* all materials provided for educational purpose only ** please, don’t miss the irony | The cooler your water, the better. Remember – if you mix cologne with water before drinking, you’ll get a warm milky substance with a killer smell and few drops of aroma oil floating at the surface. Only a few can manage such a drink. Let’s honor them with our silent respect. |
— | The most optimistic and BIPolar bag ever. Being a net-bag it takes absolutely no extra space when empty and can contain a lot of goods if you are lucky to get one. So it’s a perfect choice for both a pessimist and an optimist. The name itself is also remarkable. Russian word AVOS’ends with soft [s’] literally means “may be” but substantially it is more about the blind hoping on the good luck.
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So | In the time of global deficit (and avos’ka came from exactly that time), people were taking avos’ka’s not because they were planning to buy groceries, but because they might have a chance to buy something. At the moment it’s a nice and stylish option for an ecologic-friendly shopping bag. Don’t forget to grab one when you’re in Russia. |
It was back-breaking | literature for obligatory school reading. |
[ Literally ] |
Do you know how much a medium “War and Peace” edition can weight? | (Note that in Russian the text will be up to 20% longer and it will be heavily mixed with French.) | And it wasn’t his only book in an average must-read list. Leo Tolstoy provided a stack of formidable literary works. | Yet a lot of grownups truly admire Tolstoy’s genius. For a child, unspoiled by Dostoevsky this literature is way too tedious. |
What about you? | Do you believe in shoe-banging? |
[ | Adorable career for any headwear | ] |
All sweets in the house are included and a long chat is a must. |
* extremely rich semi-criminal businessmen of the post-Soviet Russia |
Tip# | 1 | Important: Remember that lack of smile on a typical Russian face doesn’t mean that the person is unhappy, angry or rude. And it doesn’t mean the opposite. Actually it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a normal state of one’s face. Don’t be mistaken. |
Tip#3 | Babuska vs Matrioshka Ok, first of all, you may call Matryoshka “Babushka” (I see no reason, but some people do so). For your own sake, never call Babushka “Matryoshka”. The last thing you want to do in your life is to offend a Babushka. (Ok, the absolute LAST thing would be to offend Mr. Putin himself, but it’s kinda more complicated). Every tiny old Russian lady is a true fighter. Remember, they survived Communism and Stalin. You do not want to get in their way. Pay as much respect as you can and try to avoid any conflicts (this works for Mr. Putin as well). |
| Tip#4 Constant vigilance Aware. Beware. Watch out. (especially when dealing with taxi-drivers and government officials) |
Ahoy! Real-Trans-Headed Statue |
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Moscow |
Skolkovo |
Putin’s Secret Palace |
Sochi |
Krasnokamensk |
Saint Petersburg |
Kaliningrad |
Oymyakon & Verkhoyansk |
Pindostan One more item from Geography section |
MKAD |
Polonium No. No. No. We don’t have. Any. More. If you’re looking for Polonium, you can find it in Mendeleev’s Periodic Table (6 row, #84). And pleeease, don’t mix Polonium–210 with tea. It’s illegal and traceable. |
Why Putin is a crab? | It will be the first Google suggestion when you type the word “Why” in Russian.* | |||
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«Все эти восемь лет я работaл каК РАБ на галерах» (All these 8 years I’ve worked as a galley slave) |
Isn’t it a nice place for surprised WTF? |
* | we don’t “cut the budget”, we usually “saw the budget” or make “a saw-cut”. That’s why such a prosaic object became a vibrant symbol of our economic processes. |